can’t believe we got a canonical fanfiction-flavored “oh…” moment of love realization from Crowley.
#this man shaped being just had a whole love anvil dropped on his head
*at a zoo*
Crowley: What are they in for?
Aziraphale: Crowley, this isn't prison.
Crowley: So they can leave?
Aziraphale: No, but-
Crowley, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
Edward at his wedding overhearing his wife tell the guy who’s in love with her that she’s fully prepared to die for Edwards dick on their honeymoon
I painted this for @theineffablecon and now I can show you! It sounds like the con was brilliant fun. Thanks to the organisers for all their hard work!
Prints etc available here: Redbubble
I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it
I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.
Anonymous asked:
“ooh garlic salt isn’t real” yeah well neither is your MARRIAGE after i’m done FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND and afterwards he eats my delicious cooking that i seasoned with GARLIC SALT. FUCK YOU
redstonedust answered:
i think. you sent this to the wrong person. but im enamoured with your energy. you can have my metaphorical husband you deserve her
